- Tell the DJ to play “All the Single Ladies” by Beyonce.
- Wait for the line “all the single ladies, now put your hands up” and watch as all the single ladies indeed do put their hand up.
- Find one that you think is cute
- Next time the “put your hands up” line comes on and they put their hand up, put your hand on their arm, softly put it down and whisper in their ear, “Not any more you’re not”
Guys this was a joke, it wasn’t meant to get notes